Clothes that breathe better than you do.
Organic cotton. Bamboo blends. Zero synthetic sadness. Made for comfort, built for real life.
Made for devs. Also acceptable for normal humans.
Structured Crew Sweatshirt
Tailored. Textured. Not lazywear. Soft enough to ghost your calendar in.
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Long-Sleeve Henley
For when you need to look good while debugging. The only thing more elegant than your code.
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Unisex Sweatpants
Your legs called. They want these. If you're still wearing jeans… that's a you problem.
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Organic Cotton Hoodie
Feels like a hug. But cooler. The only thing smoother than this fabric is your dark mode theme.
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Tailored Bamboo Polo
Business casual without the trauma. The only polo with actual self-awareness.
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Bamboo Performance Tee
The Tee That Breathes Better Than You Do. Yes, it's better than whatever brand you're thinking of.
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We're not here to change the world.
We just make ridiculously comfortable stuff for people who write more in VS Code than in Slack. Because you deserve better than swag hoodies and startup socks.
Sustainably made. Sarcastically marketed. Comfortably worn.
You write clean code. You deserve clean clothes.
Welcome to the soft side. Multithreaded, in code and cotton.
What people are saying
Or what we wish they were saying. Either way, these quotes exist.
"The tee makes me feel like I just merged a pull request without conflicts."
– Literally us, pretending to be customers
// honesty.level = 100
"These pants made me consider quitting my job to become a full-time napper."
– An actual human, maybe
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FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions. And some we just made up.
What is /softwear?
A clothing brand. But with less cringe. We make ridiculously comfortable stuff for people who write code, drink too much coffee, and hate hard pants.
Are your clothes actually soft?
Softer than your last performance review. Softer than that one merge conflict you still think about. Yes, they're soft. Ridiculously so.
What are your clothes made of?
Organic cotton. Bamboo. Not plastic bottles. Not sadness. No greenwashing—just fibers that feel good and make sense.
Where do you ship?
We ship across the EU and to select countries where people wear clothes and appreciate sarcasm. Full list at checkout.
How much is shipping?
Depends on where you live. Estonia or Poland? Chill. Finland? Still reasonable. Somewhere wild? It might cost more. Calculated at checkout.
Do you accept returns?
Yes, if the item is unused, unworn, and not covered in existential regret. We're not monsters. Just email us and we'll sort it.
Can I get a bulk/team/corporate order?
Absolutely. Whether it's your dev team or your cult startup, we'll make you look like you actually care. Hit us up.
Do you do drops?
No artificial hype here. We restock what sells, and make new stuff when it's ready—not when a marketing calendar tells us to.
Is your brand serious or a joke?
Yes.